I don’t think I will ever be happy until I can claim that I haven’t heard about Sarah Palin for a full year.  I dislike her so much that I don’t even like reading articles (or sites, Mr. Sullivan!) that reference her, even if it’s only to mercilessly criticize her, because it’s so mind-numbingly boring and pointless.

Yes, yes, I’m very aware of many things that are bad — such as Palin, or being hit in the head with a tire iron.  I do not need to read any more treatises on either topic.  Besides, there are vastly more amusing and interesting people named Palin.